Ramzul: Directed Writing 2

If by some chance I manage to seize the monopoly on world trade in the future, I would do people a favor and rid the world of cosmetics. By cosmetics, I mean those things people use to make themselves look like those plastic dolls little girls play with. I can understand the idea of using those things for camouflage purposes but do people really need to blend in with the buildings on a daily basis? People spend so much time and money on these impractical conventions that I now believe that America’s budget deficit would be much smaller if it weren’t for these ridiculous objects. It might be useful for people with disfigurations but those who spend a small fortune on their hair products would be better off shaving off their hair instead of lining their scalps with snail slime.